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quotes[0]='The smallest feline is a masterpiece. <br><i>Leonardo Da Vinci</i>'

quotes[1]='You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. <br><i>Colonial American Proverb</i>'

quotes[2]='There are no ordinary cats.  <br><i>Colette\, French writer</i>'

quotes[3]='The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.<br><i>Sir Compton Mackenzie\, English writer</i>'

quotes[4]='No heaven will not ever heaven be unless my cats are there to welcome me.<br><i>Epitaph in a pet cemetery</i>'

quotes[5]='The smallest feline is a masterpiece.<br><i>Leonardo Da Vinci</i>'

quotes[6]='Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.<br> <i>Sir Walter Scott\, English writer</i>'

quotes[7]='In a cat\'s eyes\, all things belong to cats. <br><i>English proverb</i>'

quotes[8]='A cat\, our new Maine friends claimed\, is always on the wrong side of the door.<br> <i>Allen and Ivy Dodd\, American writers</i>'

quotes[9]='Cats know how to obtain food without labor\, shelter without confinement\, and love without penalties. <br><i>W. L. George\, American Writer</i>'

quotes[10]='No matter how tired or wretched I am\, a pussycat sitting in the doorway can divert my mind. <br><i>Mary E. Wilkins Freeman\, American writer</i>'

quotes[11]='\"Meow\" is like \"Aloha\" - it can mean anything.<br> <i>Hank Ketchum\, American cartoonist</i>'

quotes[12]='Puppies for sale\: The only love that money can buy.<br><i> Sign on bulletin board</i>'

quotes[13]='A dog has one aim in life. To bestow his heart.<br><i> J. R. Ackerley \(1896-1967\)</i>'

quotes[14]='Whoever else thinks you are of little worth--to your dog you are the centre of the universe.<br><i>Pam Brown\, b.1928</i>'

quotes[15]='The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.<br><i>Helen Exley</i>'

quotes[16]='A dog is a smile and a wagging tail. What is in between doesn\'t matter much.<br><i>Clara Ortega\, b. 1955</i>'

quotes[17]='Give a pup a home and a little love and he will give you his heart forever.<br><i>Pam Brown\, b. 1928</i>'

quotes[18]='No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.<br><i>Christopher Morley\(1890-1957\)</i>'

quotes[19]='People who keep dogs \(or cats\, for that matter\) live longer on average than those who do not. The calming influence of the company of a friendly pet animal reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack.<br><i>Desmond Morris\, b. 1928</i>'

quotes[20]='Puppies are nature\'s remedy for feeling unloved\, plus numerous other ailments of life.<br><i>Richard Allan Palm\, from\"Martha\, Princess of Diamonds\"\, 1963</i>'

quotes[21]='A dog believes you are what you think you are.<br><i>Jane Swan\, b. 1943<i>'

quotes[22]='A puppy can smell dinner through double glazing and heavy oaken doors and brick and concrete and a casserole dish. <br>Pamela Dugdale</i>'

quotes[23]='Dogs Maxim on Relaxation\:  The secret to being completely relaxed is to have a human to do all the worrying for you.<br><i>Stuart and Linda MacFarlane</i>'

quotes[24]='A dog trusts deeply and so is easily betrayed.<br><i>Charlotte Gray\, b. 1937</i>'

quotes[25]='\"Won\'t be long\" means nothing to a dog. All he knows is that you are GONE.<br><i>Jane Swan\, b. 1943</i>'

quotes[26]='One rattle of the biscuit tin and you\'ve got friends for life. They sit and stare with solemn eyes\, and if you don\'t take the hint\, you get barked at.<br><i>Janine Chubb\, Age 10\, From\"Dogs\(and other Furries\)\"</i>'

quotes[27]='Thousands of generations of dogs have believed that one day\, if they listen hard enough\, they will eventually master human speech.<br><i>Maya V. Patel\, b. 1943</i>'

quotes[28]='Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions\, they pass no criticisms.<br><i>George Eliot \"Mary Ann Evans\"\(1819-1880\)<\i>'

quotes[29]='I am unable to imagine how anybody who lives with an intelligent and devoted dog can ever be lonely.<br><i>Elizabeth Von Arnim\(1866-1941\) from\"All the Dogs of My Life\"</i>'

quotes[30]='A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship - and to sorrow.<br><i>Pam Brown\, b. 1928</i>'

quotes[31]='Dog\'s Maxim on Exercise\:  Sometimes doing absolutely nothing is quite enough for one day.<br> <i>Stuart and Linda MacFarlane</i>'

quotes[32]='Since each of us is blessed with only one life\, why not live it with a cat? <br><I>Robert Stearns, American writer</I>'

quotes[33]='"A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine\, and the hearth in foul weather... <br><I>Judith Merkle Riley\, American Writer></I>'

quotes[34]='There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life\: music and cats.<br><I>	Albert Schweitzer\, French physician and philosopher</I>'

quotes[35]='You can\'t look at a sleeping cat and be tense.<br>	Jane Pauley, American journalist</I>'

quotes[36]='Like a graceful vase\, a cat\, even when motionless\, seems to flow.<br>George Will\, American columnist</I>'

quotes[37]='If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor\, a cat will find it and soak it up. <br><I>	Joan Asper McIntosh\, American writer</I>'

quotes[38]='Cats are absolute individuals\, with their own ideas about everything\, including the people they own. <br><I>	John Dingman\, American writer</I>'

quotes[39]='The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.<br><I>Ernest Menault\, French writer</I>'

quotes[40]='...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.<br><I>Cleveland Armory\, American writer</I>'

quotes[41]='The thing about cats\, as you may find\, is that no one knows what they have in mind. <br><i>John Ciardi</i>'

quotes[42]='Puppies for sale\: The only love that money can buy. <br><i> Sign on bulletin board</i>'

quotes[43]='A dog has one aim in life. To bestow his heart.<br><i>  J. R. Ackerley \(1896-1967\)</i>'

quotes[44]='Whoever else thinks you are of little worth--to your dog you are the centre of the universe.<br><i> Pam Brown, b.1928</i>'

quotes[45]='The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.<br><i> Helen Exley</i>'

quotes[46]='A dog is a smile and a wagging tail. What is in between doesn\’t matter much.<br><i> Clara Ortega\, b. 1955</i>'

quotes[47]='Give a pup a home and a little love and he will give you his heart forever.<br> <i> Pam Brown\, born 1928</i>'

quotes[48]='No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. <br><i>Christopher Morley \(1890-1957\)</i>'

quotes[49]='people who keep dogs \(or cats\, for that matter\) live longer on average than those who do not... the calming influence of the company of a friendly pet animal reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack.<br><i> Desmond Morris\, b. 1928<br></i>'

quotes[50]='Puppies are nature\’s remedy for feeling unloved...plus numerous other ailments of life.<br><i>  Richard Allan Palm\, from \“Martha\, Princess of Diamonds\”\, 1963</i>'

quotes[51]='A dog believes you are what you think you are.<br><i>  Jane Swan\ b. 1943</i>'

quotes[52]='A puppy can smell dinner through double glazing and heavy oaken doors and brick and concrete and a casserole dish.<br><i> Pamela Dugdale</i>'

quotes[53]='Dogs Maxim on Relaxation\:  The secret to being completely relaxed is to have a human to do all the worrying for you.<br><i> Stuart and Linda MacFarlane</i>'

quotes[54]='A dog trusts deeply and so is easily betrayed.<br><i>Charlotte Gray\, b. 1937</i>'

quotes[55]='\"Won\’t be long\" means nothing to a dog. All he knows is that you are GONE.<br><i> Jane Swan\, b. 1943</i>'

quotes[56]='One rattle of the biscuit tin and you\’ve got friends for life. They sit and stare with solemn eyes\, and if you don\’t take the hint\, you get barked at.<br><i>Janine Chubb\, Age 10\, From \"Dogs and other Furries\"</i>'

quotes[57]='Thousands of generations of dogs have believed that one day\, if they listen hard enough\, they will eventually master human speech.<br><i>  Maya V. Patel\, b. 1943</i>'

quotes[58]='Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions\, they pass no criticisms.<br><i> George Eliot \"Mary Ann Evans\" \(1819-1880\)</i>'

quotes[59]='I am unable to imagine how anybody who lives with an intelligent and devoted dog can ever be lonely.<br><i>  Elizabeth Von Arnim \(1866-1941\) from \"All the Dogs of My Life\"<i>'

quotes[60]='A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship – and to sorrow. <br><i>  Pam Brown\, b. 1928</i>'

quotes[61]='Dog\’s Maxim on Exercise\:  Sometimes doing absolutely nothing is quite enough for one day.<br><i> Stuart and Linda MacFarlane</i>'

quotes[62]='The love for a well-chosen dog can transcend life itself.<br><i>  Stanley Coren\, from \"Why We Love the Dogs We Do\"<\i>'

quotes[63]='The reward of owning a well-behaved\, loving and intelligent dog is beyond measure. Those who have owned such a dog are truly blessed.<br><i>  Barbara Woodhouse \(1910-1988\) From \"The Family Pet\"</i>'

quotes[64]='Every dog deserves a smile\, a word of admiration\, a little reassurance \– especially if he is very ugly or very sad. <br><i> Pam Brown\, b. 1928</i>'

quotes[65]='The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world\, the one that never deserts him\, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous\, is his dog.<br><i>  Senator George Graham Vest \(1830-1904\)</i>'

quotes[66]='Only my dogs will not betray me.<br><i> Maria Callas \(1923-1977\)</i>'

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